Uptop is a preview of the new Kelsey Grammar (Cheers, Frasier) show Hank (which is funny, but out of the 4 shows it is the least funniest). On tonight’s episode (on ABC at 8pm), Hank decides to have a yard sale. I know, I know, stellar material.

Hit the jump for the rest of the shows on ABC tonight and more shows on other channels! It’s cold kinda cold outside, so enjoy!

At 830pm, it’s the new Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond) show The Middle. It’s a little bit like Malcolm in the Middle which is a show I didn’t really like. This show is alright, but still better than Hank. On tonight’s episode, Frankie tries to save her job at the car dealership by using a publicity stunt.

At 9pm, it’s the best comedy show on TV (until 30 Rock comes back, of course), Modern Family. On tonight’s episode, Jay and Phil run into some trouble when trying to fly a model airplane. Gloria takes her step-niece Alex out dress shopping. Claire finds herself having a heart-to-heart with her new step-brother Manny.

At 930pm, it’s the second best show of the comedy line-up on ABC. Cougar Town which stars Courtney Cox (Friends, Scream). On tonight’s episode, it’s the 10th date for Jules and her new boy toy and everything seems to be going wrong.

At 10pm, it’s the movie-turned-TV show Eastwick starring Rebecca Romin (X-Men) and Lindsay Price (Lipstick Jungle). Kat decides to give her husband Raymond a second chance. Joanna discovers that her finding out about the scandal was actually not by accident.

On FOX:

So You Think You Can Dance (8pm): VEGAS WEEK!!!! All of the dancers who auditioned in their hometowns and made it through to Las Vegas will be going through a week of dancing hell. This is the time where the best dancers rise to the top. This is also where the viewers start to find their favorites.

Glee (9pm): The guys and girls in the Glee club go head-to-head against each other in a competition. Terri gets a job as a nurse (which she has no experience in) at the high school so that she can keep her eye on Will.

On NBC:

Mercy (8pm): A crisis happens at the hospital when there is a fire at a nightclub. Veronica ends up being the only people to survive the fire and is having a hard time coming to grips with that.

Law & Order:SVU (9pm): Benson and Stabler solve a crime. (I couldn’t find any info about tonight’s episode).

On Cable:

America’s Next Top Model (CW 8pm): With Bianca being eliminated from the competition last week, the remaining “models” battle it out in a Cirque du Soleil photo shoot to see who will become America’s Next Top under 5′ 7″ Model.

South Park (Comedy Central 10pm): Tonight is the start of the second half of the 13th season. When the show last aired in April, Cartman had convinced his fellow classmates to become Somalian pirates. Tonight’s episode will show what these Colorado boys are up to now.